WTF?!?

So I’ve been having a look at my stats and they are hilarious!  Here are some of the search terms that have found my blog:

“i feed my husband dog poo” - I SWEAR to god I never have…tempted perhaps..but no

“eat her” - don’t think I want to go there!

“betty poo” - yes she is!

“david tennant teeth” - are very nice!

“carrots” - I’m sure there are lots of other blogs that can deal with this

“betty boob” - she’s got some lovely ones

“Poo Slave’ - please don’t come back

“Friends Mum in Leather” - seriously don’t come back!!!

“cu” - don’t want to know where that typing was going……

It’s great reading, I really must get a better analytics package on this account!